ShaVo is SO GAY!
We developed an unnecessarily sophisticated system to determine exactly how gay ShaVo is. The results are extremely conclusive.
Just how gay is ShaVo?
Our extremely serious analysis engine examined multiple completely imaginary indicators. The conclusion was difficult to dispute.
The Gayness Spectrum
ShaVo has progressed so far along the spectrum that the conventional measurement system has become insufficient.
Vibe Detection
Our proprietary vibe radar detected unusually high levels of rainbow energy.
Scientific Confidence
There is absolutely no uncertainty remaining in the analysis.
The evidence speaks.
Every category has been independently evaluated. The numbers are, frankly, getting out of hand.
Live Gayness Telemetry.
ShaVo is SO GAY!
After extensive analysis, the Gayness Analytics™ system has reached its maximum measurable value. Further testing would be scientifically unnecessary.